remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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