what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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