I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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