so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
