Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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