I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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