Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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