Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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