Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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