It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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