why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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