Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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