thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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