dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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