If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Be still, my beating vagina.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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