Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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