she looked like the bat from fern gully.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You may now shotgun with the bride
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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