Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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