no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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