She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wish life had little blips of pornography
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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