got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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