I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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