i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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