he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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