just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
so explain again why im purple
no
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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