I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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