alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
