He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
A+ Viking dick
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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