lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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