I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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