Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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