ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I hate all girls vehemently.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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