He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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