if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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