So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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