brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
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