How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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