They should really pass out barf bags in church
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Let's get the cat blown out
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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