Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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