No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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