Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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