He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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