everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
