OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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