do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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