somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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