How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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