She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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