I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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