Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
It's not a walk of shame if you run
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
