I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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