real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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