i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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