True but thats because hes a fetus.
I wish I only lived at night.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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